Jack decided to play dress-up this morning and put on one of my high-heeled boots.
Jack: Mom, help me zip this up! This is weird! (clomps around the room on one tall leg) I feel like I have a peg leg! (clomps around some more) Now I feel like a girl! (uh-oh) Now I feel like---(he trips and falls into the wall) Now I feel hurt.
me: (remembering the time he clomped around in my sneakers and fell, putting his bottom teeth clear through his bottom lip!) Can I have my boot now please before really you hurt yourself!