Jack: (in one breath) Mom, you pretend that I'm a superstar bike racer and you're just a little kid that wants to be a racer like me, but then you ask your mom if you can ride a bike like me and then she has to say that you're too young, so then ask me how old I am and then I'll tell you I'm 10 and then you have to be like 4 or something and your mom doesn't think you're old enough to be a superstar like me...pant pant...and then you get sad and say please and you really want to be a superstar, but then I say no, so you say okay you'll just watch me because I'm a champion. Okay?
me: What?? (sometimes you just have to mess with them)
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