Jack: Mom, I love you
me: Oh, that's sweet! I love you too
Jack: Can I give you a kiss (big smile on his face)
me: Of course! Come here!
Jack: (kisses me on the lips)
me: Ummm, what is that SMELL!??
Jack: I farted. hahahahahaha
me: Really gross Jack!
Jack: (heading downstairs) aahhhahahahaha!