Jack: I could tell that Daddy was mad at me and then at the cats.
me: How?
Jack: Ed was at his food bowl and Daddy pushed him out of the way to put the food in.
me: Oh, that's too bad. Ed is anxious to eat.
Jack: But he was really mad at me.
me: For what?
Jack: I don't know. Well, he was mad at me because he was mad at you.
me: Why was he mad at me?
Jack: Because you were late from your class and now he's late for work.
me: Oh.
Jack: And, Daddy called you a name.
me: He did, did he? What was it.
Jack: He said you were two peas in a pod. That sounds awful.
me: Wasn't he talking about us being two peas in a pod?
Jack: Oh no, it was very much directly at you.
The world hates a snitch. Tell him to internalize it, then talk to a therapist in 15 years.
ReplyDeleteHa! He probably will BE a therapist in 15 years.
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